How to ...

... spread a virus.



If you want to see how far a contageous and sometimes deadly virus can be distributed, learn from this helpful Republican event. Here's a video showing the announcement of Amy Coney Barrett as Supreme Court nominee in the White House Rose Garden on Sept. 26.

Be sure to seat everyone as closely together as sardines, have everone go without masks, have a period after when everyone can hug and kiss and schmooze. And then move the whole thing inside the White House for a reception in the Oval Office and Diplomatic Room, to increase the chances of contageous spread.

Within days you should start to see the first instances of new infections, in this case: Trump, his wife, Kellyanne Conway, Senator Mike Lee, Senator Thom Tillis, John Jenkins of Notre Dame, Chris Christie, Hope Hicks, Ronna McDaniel (RNC), Kaylee McInerney, etc. Then each of those who've been tainted should go about business as usual, infecting as many others as possible before their vector status is made public (or if you're Trump, even after that).

Don't worry if it hasn't gotten to you yet, there's still time.