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Thursday, September 02, 2021

Let's roll!

Now that the Supreme Court has spoken on the new Texas anti-abortion bounty hunter law, I have some ideas of how we might all benefit from this genius Republican plan for using average citizens as vigilantes ...

- Let's create a law that allows any citizen to sue anyone who is an anti-vaxxer and refuses to get the vaccine. I think there should be a bounty of at least $10,000 a pop ... think of all the lives this might save.

- And let's deputize anyone to sue those people who have more than 2 children. Did you know that the more children one has exponentially increases their carbon footprint? The fires in the west and the flooding in the east should prove to everyone how important addressing climate change is. So let's give a bounty of $15,000 to vigilantes who rat out those so selfish. Think of all the lives that can be saved.

- And let's create a new law that allows any citizen to sue people who own guns. What? Gun ownership is protected by the Constitution? No worries - apparently that doesn't matter anymore. And death from gunshot wounds is horrendous in the US. Perhpas the reward for these suits should be even more, like $20,000. Think of all the lives that might be saved.

This is just the beginning - there's so much more we Democrats can chnge for the better, now that we have been shown the way forward by our Republican friends.

Let's roll!

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