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Monday, May 12, 2014

What ministers don't say at funerals

From Keith Ward's book, God: A Guide for the Perplexed (2013 edition) ...

The minister very rarely says things like, 'As we come to bury Joe, I have to say that he has very little chance. He was a real rotter when he was alive, he showed no signs of repentance, and it looks very much as though he is probably going straight to Hell. In fact I would assess the probability as much higher than 56 per cent, which, as you know, is my favorite probability. Let us pray.'



Anonymous Richard said...

>> you're saying there's a chance then

9:22 AM  
Blogger crystal said...

hee hee - my favorite scene of that movie :)

11:40 AM  

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