What ministers don't say at funerals
From Keith Ward's book, God: A Guide for the Perplexed (2013 edition) ...
The minister very rarely says things like, 'As we come to bury Joe, I have to say that he has very little chance. He was a real rotter when he was alive, he showed no signs of repentance, and it looks very much as though he is probably going straight to Hell. In fact I would assess the probability as much higher than 56 per cent, which, as you know, is my favorite probability. Let us pray.'
:)
The minister very rarely says things like, 'As we come to bury Joe, I have to say that he has very little chance. He was a real rotter when he was alive, he showed no signs of repentance, and it looks very much as though he is probably going straight to Hell. In fact I would assess the probability as much higher than 56 per cent, which, as you know, is my favorite probability. Let us pray.'
:)
posted by crystal | 11:39 PM
2 Comments:
>>56%...so you're saying there's a chance then
hee hee - my favorite scene of that movie :)
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