Bye bye koalas

Only 80,000 koalas remain in the world, rendering them 'functionally extinct' — another victim of the 6th mass extinction

Yep, these wonderful fluffy creatures are going away forever. But don't worry, climate-change-denying Republicans, you will still have as much money after they are gone as before, and don't worry conservative Christians, this only proves humans really are Daddy's favorites, meant to inherit the earth.

Jeez, life is getting effing depressing.