Deposition

Above are a few minutes of the deposition by Trump for his ongoing rape trial.

In one bit he is shown a past photo of him and E. Jean Carroll, whom he had stated earlier that he had never met before and who wasn't his type. In the deposition, he mistakes hCarrollfor his ex-wife, Marla Maples, whom one assumes is his type.

And in another bit, Trump assures the lawyers that "for millions of years" big stars like himself have been allowed to grab women by the p*ssy. P*ssy-grabbing is apparently an eternal perk, enjoyed by ubermenschen from time immemorial.

In another bit Trump elaborates on his earlier statement that the woman he is alleged to have sexually assaulted on a plane "would not have been his first choice (to assault)". And Carroll's lawyer, he said, was also an unappealing victim to his discriminating tastes.

This is the Republican candidate for president. Republicans, you must be so proud.