The plane! The plane!
So ...
1) The Israelis warned the US that Iran might try to bump off Trump as he left Turkey. But the US didn't think the information was good. Yet still, they created an elaborate plan to have him switch planes with no one else being informed.
2) Trump switched planes but did not tell most of his aides or the press corps. And so they all flew off, without Trump, as unknowing decoys to fool Iran.
3) When asked about the ethics of putting the press in danger, the Trump administration said it was really ok beause Iran only wanted to do away with Trump, and he wasn't on their plane.
4) But the whole point of the secret switch was that no one knew Trump was on the other place, so how would Iran have known not to shoot the decoy plane?
5) And then there's the thing where Trump was very worried about his safety when In Turkey, but later said he wasn't worried at all, because, you know, he's so manly and all.
Oh, what a tangled web we weave ...


